"Hello Dr. Grey, I got your message," Sierra said.
"Good news Ms. Madison, the new models of heart valves just came in," he said.
"That is good news; tell me about them," she said.
He shows her some 8x10 color, glossy photos of different heart valves and points to different ones as he describes them. "This one more closely resembles your other valves; this one comes in pink; this one has little lace-like scalloped edges around the diameter, and I have it on very good authority that this one was recently implanted in one of the real housewives of L.A. It's dainty and sexy; don't you think?" he said.
"I'm confused. Will any of these valves last longer than the one I currently have?" she asked.
"No," he replied slowly.
"Are any of them more efficient than the one you surgically replaced in me last year?" she asked.
"No," he replied.
She could detect a little confusion in his voice.
"But this one comes in pink," he said.
"Why would I care what color my heart valve is? No one will see it," she said growing irritated.
"But you'll know, and color coordination is important," he said.
"Is there something wrong with the one I have?" she asked.
"No, but these are the new models," he said.
"Is there a medical or health reason that I need another open heart surgery to replace my new valve or any other?" she asked.
"No, but this one was designed by Mischka," he said.